"The problem with internet quotes is that you can't always depend on their accuracy." -Abraham Lincoln, 1864 My parents have big, important jobs, but their job titles are above your clearance level. We live in a cave (that my uncle renovated after watching too much HGTV), but I spend most of my time at our summer home in South Carolina. Also, I have a pet squirrel named Chester. I am a full time student studying Major with Lots of Credits and Minor with Somewhat More Manageable Credits. I hate CrossFit, but I do it anyway because heart disease doesn't seem like fun. I have no desire to ever jump out of a plane, thanks but no thanks. Base jumping is okay, but only in small doses. Once I was arrested for jaywalking, so I try not to do that anymore. Oh, and I write fiction. (See above two paragraphs for example.) The only honest thing you need to know about me is that I have a passionate love for napping.