jenniferlouise (Jennifer Hassan)

Im an IRISH TURK meaning My philosophy of life is that vodka cures hayfever and kebab heals a broken heart..

I didn't inherit a turkish nose, and no im not an alcoholic although I am a part time bar- maid.

I went to college, got my grades, despite all the hate jen campaigns and am off to Brunel uni to continue my sudy of English and creative writing.
I'm also writing a book.. "Manibu" soon coming to a hammicks near you.

Ima bit of a" ledge"

Im 5 foot 3 which means i can sit on the bus and still swing both my feet like a 6 year old. go me!

i've just recently discovered that drink 7up is not called Zup.

My all time phobia is ankles.

apparently i look like Lily Alan.
however I'd rather be compared to Jeremy Kyle coz hes so damn sexy. <3

I've learnt this year that Its never a good idea to tell ur french teacher that his grandmere is living with a jewish boy and a gun.