a 27-year-old female from East London, United Kingdom

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"He, was meant to blot my heart Patch it. Not clot my heart, Snatch it."

I'm an IRISH TURK meaning my philosophy on life is that Magners cures hayfever and a kebab heals a broken heart..

I spent three years at Brunel University and now hold a degree in English and Creative Writing. I love words, simple.

Self proclaimed : Writer, Poet and Comedienne.
-10/10 - Published!

- Behind every great woman is her bum.

No biceps? No chance.

-When I grow up I want to be Peggy Mitchell.

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