"He, was meant to blot my heart Patch it. Not clot my heart, Snatch it." I'm an IRISH TURK meaning my philosophy on life is that Magners cures hayfever and a kebab heals a broken heart.. I spent three years at Brunel University and now hold a degree in English and Creative Writing. I love words, simple. Self proclaimed : Writer, Poet and Comedienne.-10/10 - Published!- Behind every great woman is her bum.No biceps? No chance.-When I grow up I want to be Peggy Mitchell.