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Hello! I like rectums and smell things. I mostly write poetry but I occasionally write prose vignettes and some short stories. :D
I also enjoy photography, playing sims 2 and writing random stuff on oneword.com. Find my on flickr if you're on there :D
I love spur of the moment writing exercises and showing off my great smell.
"Poetry is like catching animals."
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jalapenotaco hasn't written anything in the last 31 days. :(
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"Every line must start with a certain letter, the next one in the alphabet."
jalapenotaco has been a member since Jun 26, 2010. See all of their stories here!
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