"I scorn to do anyone a mischief when it is not for my advantage." Genderless ball of sentient gas from the center of the ocean. You know when you're eating and you drop a piece of spaghetti in your lap and you pretend not to notice but when you think no one's looking you pick it up and tuck it in a napkin so you can throw it away later? That's basically how I'm handling adulthood. Don't talk to me unless you have a dog. Introduce me to your dog then leave me alone because I will pet your dog and never talk to or look at you ever. I communicate solely in Hector Barbossa quotes.