Hey, I'm hltoffy, or just Toffy, if you prefer :) I've been writing stories for years, but please give feeback as it is always desired and welcomed most thankfully, as if we don't get feedback, how're we to improve?

Age: It's rude to ask :P

Likes: Chilling, TV, Internet, Cinema, The Sims + The Sims2 + The Sims 3, roleplay, story writing, reading, Jane Austen, ect.

Dislikes: Evil, White chocolate, Spinach and homework that melts your brain (Well that's pretty much all homework).

Fave sayings: "This is my world, you people are just roleplaying in it."

"Like, Oh my God! She is like so lucky! She's got three kids, her own flat and she's only nine!" - Vicky Pollard, Little Britain

"Coolio."

"Its as crazy as holeless polos!"

"Its not my fault, I was born this way."

"If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you."

"Sporks rule!"

"The village called, they want their idiot back."

"Kali - for kids who can't afford heroin."

"Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, but a thing to be achieved."

"There in the distant sunshine are my dreams. I may never reach them, but I can follow them and see where they may lead."

Favie Music: Whatever I'm listening to because I only listen to music that I like (Well duh).

Favie Book: Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter, Angels and Demons, My Story: Anne Boleyn and Me (Elinor Valjean) ect.

Favie Movie: POTC, HP, A Knights Tale, Austin Powers, Bruce Almighty, Love Actually, The Shrek series ect.

Favie Passtime: Roleplaying, writing stories, watching cartoons, playing on my NWii, NDS and NGC, playing on the Sims 2, trying to learn how to draw

Favie Food: Chocolate, 5 spice roast pork, grapes, pineapple, chocolate...

Favie Drink: Coke, Lambrini and home made Bacardi Breezers.

Story Status:

A New World: On hiatus, it was the first idea I came up with on Protagonize and I haven't really though about it since.

Hounded by Imagination's Scourge: On hiatus, I've been too busy with stories for uni to concentrate on it, but I might update it over Christmas.

Lost words: I wrote this whilst trying to think of something to write about for a class assignment, so yeah, enjoy.

Poetry:

My Words: An epic poem, can't really say much more than that.