a 19-year-old homme from A Godforsaken Desert, CA, United States

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"Don’t let your loyalty become slavery. If they don’t appreciate what you bring to the table then let them eat alone." --Unknown

I already thought I did this. But anyways--

Just your average desert rat. Too sun baked, gripes about the heat but thinks 104F really isn't that bad. I write about surrealism mixed with poor, dry attempts at humor. I like to think it's because I've been out in the sun too much. Really, it's because I lack any comedic bone in my body and live off of %&!!ty, outdated British TV shows. I'm probably more interested in you than you are of me. Please bother me.

I'm a rather pathetic attempt at being an adult, but yeah, I am one. Somewhat. I'm definitely not fit for the job and I absolutely need an actual adult. I'm trying. I really am.

A lot of my writing is character based. I deeply enjoy banter and have some very specific ideas about romance. I'm...not entirely kind to my characters. I also am in deep need of completing things, so you'll see, if anything, partially written or abandoned things stockpiled by the plenty. My forte is art. If you want to draw with me, please, ask for my iscribble!

To wrap this up, TALK TO ME!! I'm excitable. Very passionate. Happily open to RP.

Throw your sand to the wind. I'll be happy to meet you, if a bit dusty.

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