a 20-year-old chiquita from Zayn's bed, United States

Send to a fan or friend

"“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.” - The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Stephen Chbosky)"

Hello darlings. Well, I'm not new here and I've had several old accounts, but I felt the need to start fresh because they're old and I was a freak back then. I mean, I'm still strange, but like... in a better way. Or at least I hope. ;)

Anyway, yeah I'm just another teenage girl obsessing over One Direction. Don't judge me. I won't judge you. Seriously, though. How can you not love them? One of life's many mysteries...

Let me continue. I am 16 going on 17... Yes. I love that song. It's my jam. I'm hard core, I know. Well, I've always enjoyed writing and constructive criticism is appreciated. :D But nothing rude or jerky, or I will delete it, hunt you down, or hate you forever. Because I'm not here to put you down, why should you put me down? Seriously. Gosh.

Well, yeah, I think I'm pretty awesome if I say so myself. Like I'm a pretty fast typer. That's cool, isn't it? And I rock at Temple Run (#loser).

Furthermore, food is awesome. Food is my best friend. Food listens to me and my problems. It's always been there for me. I love you food. I hope you're reading this right now because I just wanted to let you know. <3

Now, I should try to organize my profile so you people can just learn things about me quickly. If you're even reading this. D: And if you are, I love you. Will you marry me? Thanks. ;)

My favorite book of all-time? The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

My favorite song of all-time? One Thing by One Direction  

My favorite band of all-time? One Direction

My favorite color of all-time? GREEN

My favorite superhero of all time? Superman, duh.

My favorite movie of all time? I am Number Four (maybe)... I can't choose!

Anyway, to those of you who actually read this, I'll be waiting for that YES. Thanks, lovelies. You rock my socks.

Last thing. I am Zayn Malik's wife. No lie. ;)


0 comments about this author Feed