"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." I'm Lauren. I create profilactic balloon animals with my pinky toes. Sometimes I am a crazy wildchild pseudo-bohemian neohippie party animal. Other times I am not. Always and always I will lie stories like writers do. oh, and good people, those kind of wonderfully beautiful souls who shine out of every pore and orifice with tingly vibes, they make the world go 'round. and writers are $@#@ing sexy, I wanna crawl inside their brain squigglies. Delight in dysfunction.