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"You must do the things you think you cannot do."

Hello. My life goal is to achieve world domination using chocolate, bacon, and an army of sassy drinking-age main characters with financial problems and strangely horrible French grammar. If one day you wake to the sound of millions of voices singing along to Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows... well, you know I've succeeded. 

Potential internet aquaintances should know the worst about each other. Unfortunately, there is absolutely nothing wrong with me.

You will never get back the 10 seconds of your life you wasted on reading this.

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