"quotes are for dweebs (a.k.a. i'm too lazy to find one)" Okay, so, I used to be on this site years ago as Alley. And now I'm back, for reasons unknown. Mostly because I wanted to delete everything on my old account and then realised deleting 27 pages of work is a lot of effort and I don't have that much determination. So, my pride and joy is going to be the Orphan of Saint Olette. I've been working on it for the better part of 5 years now, I think, and thanks to a couple NaNo sessions and a bunch of dead late nights at work, it's finally finished. It's part one of four, so hopefully the other three don't take me 15 years to finish. But yeah, I'd really appreciate it if folks could give it a read. I haven't had anyone to run it past for editing, so any and all feedback is more than welcome. The sooner I can get some opinions and get it edited, the better. I'm hoping to get it published, even if it's just a quiet self-publish job on amazon.