"Imagine," Tyler said, "stalking elk past department store windows and stinking racks of beautiful rotting dresses and tuxedos on hangers; you'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life, and you'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. Jack and the beanstalk, you'll climb up through the dripping forest canopy and the air will be so clean you'll see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison to dry in the empty car pool lane of an abandon Hi, my names Chris, and I love writing. my only problem is I don't have the discipline to sit down and actually do it. I live in the midlands of England, which is near Birmingham for those of you lacking an atlas ; ) I'd describe myself as funny, but i can be serious when it calls for it. The authors I like are Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuck, Phillip Pullman and Max Brooks (the dude who likes the zombies :D), Frank Miller. My favorite book is either Fight Club or Fear And Loathing. I'm not reading anything at the moment, just writing.