a 20-year-old shorty from here, United Kingdom

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"the things you're scared of are usually the most worthwhile." "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing." .... "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. "

I thought a profile update was due, but what do you write here anyway?

So yes, I did go online and find out what it means. The online Oxford Dictionary says:


1) an outline of something, especially a person's face, as seen from one side

2) a short article giving a description of a person or organization

and a few more. But you should go look it up if you really insist on defining the word profile...

Well, my face is red and smooth, that is because I am a cherry. My profile picture was from the time I dressed up as a human. I have an evil twin who lives right next to me, and we are conjoined by our stems...

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see?  The one on the right is me...

My alter ego, (the human inside me, I must say) is 14 years old and short. Just SO short. WHY so SHORT?! (5" in case you were wondering... life is hard ^_^)

Anyway, I haven't written for a while (a year to be exact), so if you have any stories, collabs you want people (or cherries) to join... I'M HERE!

Please read my past works. I wish I could say read my current works, but I'm still not writing very much yet. Comment and critiques are always always welcome, but please comment if you rate, otherwise I don't what to improve on...

Thanks for reading this, or if you were skimming, thanks for skimming this. 


I love free hugs. Juan Mann is One great Man. 

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