Wouldn't it be so much easier if we could just fill out a list of stuff about ourselves instead of writing a bio? I loathe writing bios.

I guess I'll start by telling you a little about who I am and whatnot. Every morning, I wake up at 8, thanks to my lovely and never annoying internal alarm clock (also I have no curtains), and I get online. I do my government classwork for the day and then I try to write. I love writing. Really. I'm also pretty sarcastic, but I try to tone it down because me in large doses isn't the most fun bucket of apples. You'd know me better as Buzz Killington II, a.k.a. Buzz Killington the Great. My jokes are just horrendous.

I like watermelon and the ocean, cartoons and stand-up comedy; I don't like the word "random" and I don't like how people ask the government for everything like it's freaking Santa Claus on a year-round Christmas run.

So, books and stuff. That's why I joined. I really like how this website has a place for works other than books, short stories, and poems. I am currently (and lazily) writing a book called Out of My Comfort Zone, which is about a boy named John with aspirations of becoming a video game designer. His father wants him to go to a real college, but can't communicate that without yelling and hitting. When John finds out that his father has cancer, he decides to keep it a secret from his father that he knows, and instead, he goes out and tries to make his father happy before he passes on.

It's not up yet, because I'm still working out the kinks in the first chapter, but fear not! You shall see it up someday.

Running out of space for quotes, so here they are!

• "Life. Once I start trying to learn everything, I realize that I know next to nothing."
• "Hip-thrusting: humping for the "clever" whore."
• "Don't be sad you whiny &$%^@es." -Noreen DeWulf