"I really like food. Food is really sexy. Like TARDIS sexy." How do you start these things? I'm cool, I'm awesome. And those are the usual lies I like to tell myself. I lie a lot. My name isn't Basil but let's pretend it is. I am fifteen and do write a lot on my spare time. As you can tell, Self-Deprecation is on of my favourite things to do. I'm fluent in two languages; English and Sarcasm. Then again, most writers are. Around 75% percent of the time, I am as clueless as Watson when compared to Holmes. And because I am clueless, I have no idea what else to put in this.