"“Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporanea, And love is a thing that can never go wrong, and I am Marie of Romania.” ― Dorothy Parker, Enough Rope" I am a serious writer and more seriously, a musician. But I love parodies...weird al is my jam in between Paganini and Rachmaninov. Thankfully, Igudesman and Joo give me the best of both worlds. Check out A Little Nightmare Music, great comedy. Great talent. I am a walking contradiction, two halves of a brain fighting for equality and neither has the upper hand...because the right raises the left and the left raises the right and neither of them seem to care a whit about my left eye, that contact is way stronger. I love editing as much as writing and try to correct all typos, but YOU try writing a book on an iPhone! It's a nightmare! I've heard good things about pickle backs but who has time to drink?