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"Drat! This means I shall have to marry." -Humperdinck in "The Princess Bride" (the book) along with hundreds of others

I'm slightly nuts with a hint of genius.

A few things on my bucketlist are (in no particular order):

1. Get kicked out of Wal-Mart all ways possible.

2. Own a pool like Kitty O'Sullivan Krauss (Dr. Seuss, anyone?)

3. Do a high-five tally.

4.  Learn how to tie a tie.

5. Own an alpaca.

6. Make latin an undead language, so that it is the first zombie language.

7. Run a marathon on skates... and many more.

I have plenty of blonde moments. I'm not even going to try to list examples of those. I'm pretty much so intensely awesome that no one can stand up to me. I'm right up there with Chuck Norris. xP

"Life if your kite. Fly it high and away from trees." -My best friend

I have a love of all things water.

EDIT: Okay guys, life got REAL, and I forgot about this for a few years (yikes that's embarrassing). But I'm wanting to get back into writing, so I'm coming back, I've just decided that I need to start totally over. So if you see this, go follow me on my new account - theintrointheextrovert

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