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Writers_Block

a 25-year-old chap from Canada

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I'm an up and coming writer. I often experience bland dry spells in my writing though so a place like this is good to keep the spice in my so called 'sex life' with my writing. I'm hoping to get published as soon as I finish the door. I also have a love child with my computer called Trooper, although that will not be published here because its my holy grail and the reason I write. Its my alpha and omega and if I ever finish it the Earth will explode from an excess of imagination and cynicism.

I am currently looking to attend college for Hotel and Restaurant management, I want to open my own restaurant in about 6 years or so. But writing has always been first and foremost my ultimate passion, from the time I started writing letters with squiggle lines after them for the words I didn't know how to spell, to the ultimate story about a girl, a guy and the universe in their hands.

I'm not sure what the future holds for me but I'm sure its good otherwise my writing would suck. Maybe it does and I live in an egotistical world created by my own sense of self satisfaction. Or maybe none of this is real. Whatever the case, check out my stories and tell me how much you hate them

 Cheers,

Jim

 

Zapp: "Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif...we have a conundrum."
Kif: *sigh*
Zapp: "Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!"

 

Currently Reading:

The Elves Of Cintra by Terry Brooks

Blaze by Stephen King Writing as Richard Bachman

See You Later by Christopher Pike

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"'If we can hit that bullseye, all the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate' - Zapp Brannigan"

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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "haha you're right... maybe I should remove it before someone enjoys it too much"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for DrPinch "I was too harsh, I admit it and apologise. You should be listening to these people and not me. It is far more important to be productive and kept those ideas coming, two abilities which you have in spades!

Anyway, look what happens: you get the the love and I am now the pantomime villain, so who wins?!

I stand by the essence of what I said though, I'm not going to completely retract my opinions because it's caused a stink. What I do regret is sounding aggresive and being overly negative, it was and is unneccesary and I take it back. Whether this is constructive or not is entirely up to you... come back fighting, man! I will be the first to praise also, I hope you get the chance to see that.

Much respect. Shantih Kx
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for ganga "Hey WB, are you going to let one harsh comment to get you down? Especially after all the accolades everyone has given you (including your being featured)?

You have a lot of creativity and spontaneity, which I wish I had a fraction of. There may be scope for improvement in the writing, but doesn't that apply to all of us here? So keep writing with the purpose of doing it better.

Like Rachel and Jillian said, you've brought a lot of fun to the site! We need people like you around to keep it lively! And to be honest, I think we need people like Pinch too to point out what we can do better (although I think he was harsh in his criticism on you).

All right, get back to writing Villains, Heroes and Molemullians!

PS: BTW, what's with you and Fridays? You freaked out last Friday too! Take care! :)
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Haha thanks girls, you two are my favourites. I mostly got heated because I was having a tough day and this was just the cherry on top so I just went into give up mode. I was actually coming here to write and relieve some stress and BLAMO, nice big nasty comment on my pro.
No I don't want my 'whining' to make anyone think I can't take criticism, but there's constructive criticism and then there's knock down negativity.
Now I'm not going to start pointing fingers and bashing other people, that's not what I'm about. I'm sure I've given out my fair share of negative criticism, but I try to make it constructive. If it wasn't I take responsibility for the fact that I'm probably being a hypocrite.
But I'm almost completely sure that's not true. As for this site, I will stick around, but I'm going to take a few days to review my own work, and see how its doing. I need to really think things over. So I'll be back in a few days.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "lol I love your Zapp Brannigan quotes"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Completely agree with Rachel. We really really want you to stay and Pinch seems to be the only one with the problem. Seriously, this place wasn't half as fun before you came. You're always coming up with some new creative concept and trying out different styles of writing. Some of us have started to slow down with the writing but you never did, which is so awesome, and a testament to how much you love writing.
And anyway, the more we write, the better we get; just like anything so take a break if you need to but come back to us soon!!!

Love ♥
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "Dude... I don't care what Pinchy says. I'm not going to stop reading your stuff, because it's %#&!ing good. You can go think about it if you want to and improve the grammar but your concepts are perfectly fine, and they inspire me to write. More so than anyone else's work here. Not just on Epic, either. I seriously wasn't sure I was going to stay and keep using this site until you started writing on Epic and made me read the rest of your stuff. I'm really impressed with your constant creativity, and it will !*@$ me off hardcore if you stop coming on this site. Do what you want to do, but don't listen to that bull%&&^ about people not wanting to read your work or publish it.

love you ;)
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for DrPinch "Oh no! Don't just go - not my intention at all! I am going to feel really weird about this now! Listen, man, It looks like I'm singling you out 'cos you were right there when I had the thought... but it's really about all of us settling for second best instead of pushing our abilities and talent (of which you clearly have Lots). Stick around and keep writing! The place won't be the same if you go - I know you would be missed."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Not sure when I'll be back, have fun all."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Alright this is getting overwhelming...I'm taking an extended LOA to think about my writing since I'm doing something wrong."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for DrPinch "Ok, don't want it to sound like I'm picking on you, because I'm not, but the more time I spend reading stories on this site the more I am beginning to despair at the general standard. It is starting to bug me that people will dole out a five star rating for something that, if I was given it to mark in class by a 13 year old, would merit a C grade at best.

Can you really not see that there are, quite literally, dozens of basic mistakes in your work? If you can't then as "an up and coming writer" you will have problems getting published, or even read. I don't want to take the fun out of it, but I also don't want to be patronising, or hold back my honest opinion.

I don't want you to feel I'm attacking you, that's not the point. The point is that we should criticize each other properly and directly or we will never improve. My own style leaves a lot to be desired - but if all anyone ever does on here is pat one another on the back and say "good job", when it is clearly far from it, then why are we bothering?

I think I'm making an issue out of this because I like your ideas and energy and think there is a lot of potential, and I've read a lot of your stuff because of that, but consistantly your sentence construction and basic grasp of grammar sucks. Eventually because of this I will stop reading your work - and so, I think, will your audience...

Please tell me I'm full of it if you want, I'm not one to back out of an awkward corner. I realise it's harsh to rip someone apart like that, but, honestly, I will be this direct with everyone in due course and I hope they will be with me too - the aim is to improve, right?

So, in saying I hope you take it right, I'm really saying that I trust you won't take it badly, because I sense you enjoy writing and want to be as good at it as you can be...?

Apologies for taking this to Heavytown!! I'm in that mood...

Shantih K
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Hahahaa what look exactly are you going for in this pic?"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "I have officially commented more than Surreal. As of now. You get the honour. ;)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Dictionary_Diva "Enormus phallus! Should I dare to post a lol here or will that bruise your sensitive male ego??

To hell with it.

LOL!!
(caps lock on even)
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "HAHAHAHA"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Me= In Love with this picture"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "Yayyy you're so daring now. As if it weren't obvious by your heroic profile picture"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "I am now a DareDevil...like there was ever any doubt!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "That's not wine...it's, er..apple juice. Obviously."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for JJ1979 "Maybe I am?"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Dictionary_Diva "Hey Jim,

Don't we all live in an egotistical world created by our own sense of self satisfaction?

I do. And they all like me here. Really.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "(my song was better!) :P"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Jim Jim bo Bim
Banana Fana fo Fim
Me My Mo Mim
Ji-im!


...I am so falling behind on my reading around here. Is it just me, or has there been way more activity lately than usual?
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "WritersBlock BlightersWrock Fo FightersBlock
Banana nana bo BrightersBlock
Me My Mo MightersBlock
WritersBlock!
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "hahaha maybe you're right... maybe you're pie."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "nice profile pic too ;D"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "AHAHAHA HAHAH HAHAHASADS LKJASLKDJFA S jlaksdjflkajsd jalskdjgl'jaklsjoigejwaotiua4 wuliadnkzvnklzd!!!!!!!1"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "Nevermind"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "freaking out? Why?"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "yeah I had to remove my accusation from the comments because it was so ugly running into the other column. But you still know."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "Hey... just when I made it... he changed the ranks! Now you're a P2! A "gambler" whatever that's supposed to indicate..."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for DrPinch "Ah, alright, I'm getting it! Yeah, using this as a first draft tool makes sense. I guess different people work in different ways. My style is a bit too perfectionist (though by no means perfect) and I naturally aim for the best I can do from the get go - on just about anything. But that can be problematic - being too anal about it causes more writers block for me than anything else. I should learn to let it flow a little, like you.

Good luck with your project. Have you been published before?
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "lol your "neighbours below"... sounds like we're Canada's dirty little secret."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Dictionary_Diva "Well, I've read three of your stories so far. I have yet to rate them, but I will comment.

The Wonderful World of US - well done! It's very tongue-in-cheek while at the same time it demonstrates how our neighbours below have really screwed up the image they've so carefully tried to portray to the rest of the world.

That's definately a story that I can appreciate, and I think that many "informed" canadians would as well.

Everland- If I can be completely honest, I have an issue with it. Not with the style or with the subject, but rather I think, with the flow. The beginning in the middle is brilliant, it's not something that's done too often so it immediately intrigues me to want to know the history of the characters. The characters themselves seem "smart", if you get what I mean. The flow... I don't know exactly, it may need some refinement and more details. There are a few places where the story seems to skip like a CD, and I felt that there was an important part of the song that I missed. The storyline itself however shows promise. A quest...

And finally, Epic. I liked it enough to post to it. 'Nuff said.

As for my own work, you will have to wait a while to get to critique it. I'm leaving for a holiday abroad in a few weeks and the planning for that is taking up most of my free time at the moment. I have nothing really "worthy" of being posted here yet. I do have a lot of good stuff, in my own opinion, but it still needs to be cleaned up before I'll post it.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for DrPinch "In response to rating your work without commenting, I think I'm guilty. Sorry. Thing is I'm new here and haven't quite got the feel for it all yet. There is a problem with having a five star rating system, and that is that people are going to use it. If you just give five stars all the time, what is the point? Doing that is not constructive at all - it's patronising and perhaps sycophantic, basically, useless back-slapping. If you get a 5 star rating from me then you will know you earned it, if you get a 2 star rating then you know I honestly thought it was "mediocre". I hope you would do the same for me.

However, I do agree that it's rude to rate without reason, so I apologise and will try not to do that in future. Not rating unless you have something constructive to say is a good general rule, I think.

Your low marks from me were because I was reading the Epic Nursery Rhyme thing you've been batting back and forth with Rac7hel. And maybe poetry is not your thing, but compared to her your meter and rhythm were all over the place and your rhymes were often poorly chosen - the ideas were good and it was fun, don't get me wrong, but every time I read one of your entries after one of hers it just jarred, didn't flow, too many syllables, hard to digest. Now, I know it isn't meant to be War and Peace, but it just seemed a bit weak... sorry.

Saying that, I now feel rotten, so am gonna read some of your prose. I'm sure I'll like that much better. But, hey, I can take as well as I give, so don't be shy ripping me to shreds if you want to.

Happy writing!
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Dictionary_Diva ""Not to beat a dead horse, but your criticism IS helpful. Keep it coming!

Creativity and diligent expression. Those words sound almost ominous. I think I can handle it though (ooooh the pressure!).

Going on tangents and letting ones hands go on unplanned expeditions, as dirty as that sounds, is sometimes where the best writing comes from. I find great unhampered flow that way...

I AM going to make a point of reading some more of your work also. I want to know what I'm up against.

;-)"
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "I'm just going to write this here and maybe people will get this message, if you have a problem with my writing, please tell me in a constructive way whats wrong with it.
I'm kind of ticked off at people who rate my work but never comment, so I never know why I got a low rating.
I always comment on stories I rated, and if I don't like the story I probably just won't rate. I feel bad giving anyone less than a five.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Dictionary_Diva "Hey! Thanks for the advice and the encouragement! You can tell I'm a novelist? That's awesome!

The four lines per paragraph thing, yeah. I tried to get the program to do that, over and over in fact, but when I posted it, it just kept coming up as one big 8-lined paragraph. As for the prose, I'll work on it a bit harder (or maybe not work on it as hard is what I need to do!). Thanks again though, I appreciate the constructive critisism... :D
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "but of course... free whorings is what whore island is all about"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "lol I'll just go back to whore island then, that sounds okay"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Oh, you're a friggin laugh, Jim....a LAUGH."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for bracketkid82 "i hope so,"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Actually, that smell?

It's called fresh, clean air.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for exhale_ "Thank you for the comment. I'm glad you enjoyed my gruesome writing midterm. Your words have definitely brightened my evening! Thanks again."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for bracketkid82 "hey dude thank u for the comment on my story. it meant alot knowing u actually write. i would love to write but i rarely ever do. the story is not true it just came to me, was thinking about high school and i made a bad joke about using a coat hanger to help a chick with and abortion she wanted."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "Sorry! Sorry! I did read it, I just didn't comment. But I gave it a 5 :) I'm going there now to read the rest."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for redhat "don't believe too much of what you see in a Michael Moore movie. Things aren't quite as bad as he makes them out to be."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "Okay, I'll trust you with this one. I should have thought of this before, anyhow.

I'm about to upload a patch to require at least 140 characters (stolen from Twitter's character maximum per post) to post a branch or story. Hopefully this won't #*@^ anyone off, but I think that's about 3 lines of text, not a big deal.

I'm going to change your post to be a one paragraph adventure. That'll still keep it interesting and not break the system too badly.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "Okay man, I could understand one paragraph or one sentence adventures, but one WORD? Can we try not to game the system constantly, please?

I realize it's amusing to watch me scramble to try and deal with one problem after another, but I assure you it's not exactly fun at my end right now, trying to enjoy my Sunday afternoon.

I'm going to have to put in a character count and step in here.. it's too obviously an attempt to boost your post count. And you realize one-word branches are gonna spam everyone on the site a million times with notifications, too, and I'll get angry emails left and right.

Now, I don't want to have to be Mr. Evil Moderator all the time, but I keep getting pushed into that spot, particularly in the last week. My options here are to either change the rules to prevent this kind of thing, or to drop the entire format for tracking hot stories, top authors, etc. Where does that leave me?
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "I'm really anxious to write the nursery rhyme, but alas! I have plans tonight, starting now."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "I love your Wonderful Wizard of Us"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "Oi what?! I'm writing on Outsmart..... sooooo intense. !!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Haha, try not to think about it. It's all about the *quality* not quantity!
You'll have a pretty little '2' before you know it : )
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Yup, just you and me, hangin out : )"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Nosferatu_Man23 "Yeah, I'm bad a titles. I kind of just stole the next movie's. Not very original, I know.

Bane is cool. Go for it! We should just go all out and bring all of the villains in at some point.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "what new idea are you referring to? starting the story in the middle?"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "I see your still here, tell me what you think of my new idea. I have another one that will again change things up but I won't mention it lest someone steal my idea.
But if someone does I'll tell you and you will know that I had the idea first at least!
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "time for me to stop protagonizing now and play some damn guitar!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "I just wrote a branch, read it read it read it!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "It's my poo. You said you needed it there. Hey, I don't ask questions I just do what I'm told ;)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "between the mayo and the poo, there will likely be quite a few flies..."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "Am I invited to the mayo party?"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Invite them to the mayo party, of course; hell, the more the merrier."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "You did!!? Well, you know what this means, don't you...

You must go find as much mayonaise as humanly possible and spread the mayo-ie goodness around in rectification for depriving all of those dream customers.

C'mon, hop to.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for eliec "Did you slip your PC a roofy before writing "Trooper"?"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for redhat "Dude. Forget about the numbers. Just keep writing good stuff and you'll get recognition. It's not a contest. But thanks for explaining things and taking steps to rectify. I appreciate it."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "I just mentioned this on Ganga's profile, and I'll post something on the blog about it tomorrow. I'm probably going to be normalizing author and story ratings a tad so that any abnormalities will be weighted back towards the site average.

Should make any kind of ballot stuffing (be it good or bad) less noticeable.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Gaelythe "I only get a chance to check my email about once a day. When I did, I had 32(!) messages from Protagonize. All but six of them were you commenting on profiles where I had commented. I've been Writers_Block spammed! :P"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "IT'S COOL, don't touch me!!!
I only deleted the one you posted twice. :)
Yeah my inbox is like "you have 18 unread messages since 5 minutes ago"
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "It should only notify you if you've posted on that person's profile before.

Those notifications are optional (edit profile -> notifications), but I think I'm going to turn the profile comment after-your-comment notifications off for everyone by default because I don't want everyone complaining about the spam.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "Okay, don't make me bring out the big guns and delete all those "comment" comments!

Good grief, I just got about 25 emails from these. I'm gonna have to turn off notifications soon!
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "I hope you realize I'm shamelessly using your profile to get myself ahead of you in comment status"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "Probably not..."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "If I delete your comment, does that change your comment rating?"