"'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' 'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Hello, fellow writers! I struggle with originality, and when I do think of something that's not a blatant parody of something else, I spend far too much time just thinking about all the itsy bitsy niggly details until I grow so bored of my idea that I drop the story altogether. Is there a cure for this? ;-; I'm also not committed enough to anything else for long enough to claim that I have hobbies, so I don't really have anything interesting to say about myself here. Though, I am completely, ridiculously and unconditionally head-over-heels in love with the English language (even though I'm currently engaged in a - purely passionate - affair with Spanish), so please, if you have any pointers or notice any mistakes, don't hesitate to help a novice writer out (because I don't want to offend my love). It'll be your good deed of the day!