"If at first you don't succeed, try again. If you don't succeed the second time, erase all evidence you tried. If you don't succeed at that, then you have bad luck or someone hates you." ... And so, that's how I saved the world from turning into a great big video game that no one would ever win. But that's not what you came here for. An aspiring writer (what does 'aspiring' really mean, anyway?), Toriano has a running 200+ first-chapter streak in which he summons an idea with no solid base, develops a 'middle-point' with no obvious connection between point A and point B, and proceeds to let the idea soak in procrastination and continually evolving style until he forgets where he left it in the first place. Hi there. I am "That Guy," not to be confused with "The Other Guys." The one that admits that he doesn't know what he's doing. The one that continues to attempt it anyway. The one that, given control over an animation studio and the proper tools to produce a proper script, would successfully make one of the worst stories of all time, and then get an encore. Or at least, so I hope. Hello. Do I have to fill in the "Web Site" area, and whether or not I do, does it count if it leads to another writing site that I did not make?