" A poor friend is the kind who will stab you in the back when you least expect it, and a true friend is the kind who will stab you in the chest when you most deserve it." - Self Quote (my motto) I always find it somewhat interesting how people always like to start these profile descriptions with their names, as if it is the grand opening to the profile. Well, I would like to begin with that I don't like going with whats common, not because I'm some sort of hipster who will do anything to avoid mainstream blah blah blah hot topic blah blah blah. No, I'm just an odd person. I like getting a rise out of people not knowing how to exactly respond to what I do or what I write. Sometimes I try to be funny, sometimes I try to be serious or creepy or even a troll sometimes. Because, I'll admit, stirring up trouble is always a fun past time. Especially when it comes to religious and arrogant asses who think themselves righteous. So on this page, you may see some unusual things, and all in all, I hope you enjoy them, because I enjoyed making them. I'm from Boston, Massachusetts, and my name is Thomas.