To Winston Churchill: "Sir, you're drunk!" Churchill's reply: "Madam, you are ugly. Yet in the morning, I shall be sober." 52 going on 146 year old decrepit old bag. Living behind a keyboard in Shropshire, UK with eight demented cats and two defective dogs. I have a head stuffed full of bickering, flapping, sometimes wise, mostly idiotic dragons. I write all the time because it's fun and I can do it all by myself. When I grow up, I want to be a proper Dragonologist.