"Of course I love you more than my book. And we'll discuss it right after I finish this last chapter." Welcome, welcome, to the lair of the dragon. Are you sure you want to proceed? Past this page lurks bitter sarcasm, biting wit, and even icy irritation. But only on odd numbered days that fall between a full moon and a waning gibbous. Other days this is a nursery for tribbles and wizard eggs. Thanks for stopping by and please be sure to high-five my ego on the way out! MINI-BIO: I admit to you readers, that I am awesome. If you doubt it, I don't blame you, but you probably need your awesome-o-meter checked. Because I am awesome. If you can't tell by the prominent profile of my head above - I am most certainly a dame. I am a strong, willful, opinionated English major. I am beautiful and terrible with words at my side, and the pen as my sword. Basically it's my job to know how to spell every weird word. Ever. I love Tikka Masala, sarcasm, Severus Snape, and David Bowie. If you share any of these loves - lets be friends. Feel free to shoot me a message, but I am a busy woman, so please be courteous and remember the following: "All human wisdom is contained in these two words - Wait and Hope." - Alexandre Dumas Updates: WE JUST KICKED OFF A SUPER SWEET POETRY SLAM GAME! Here's the link to the game: Life In Imitation ALL PROTAGONIZE POETS INVITED. LET'S START THE NEW YEAR WITH AWESOME POETRY. COME AND PLAY!