I've spent a little too long staring at the computer screen wondering what to write about myself. As such, I'll leave it at this until I can find a little more inspiration. Oh, and I have only ever once attempted to write some kind of narrative (discounting, of course, the short stories and things we were forced to write at school). I tend to stick with reflective pieces that usually take the piss out of myself and the stupid, fun and mental things that happen to me and my friends. Oh and I love steak. And I wear contact lenses so without them it's just all blurry shapes and pretty colours. Helps when you hang out with ugly people.