"Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar." - Bill S. Preston, Esquire (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure) Why, hello there. I'm new and the hour is late, naturally my stalwart need to be a great employee means I must slumber, but how can I leave you, you, the one who has traveled so very far to be here, in this box, with the very words I type now. Why not a confession to start? I would probably offend most of you with how many books I've actually read cover to cover. It's not that I never have time to read either, in fact, I have a lot of it. I'm just inclined to create more than I am to see the fruits of others work. Of course that isn't to say I'm ignorant, far from it, if it wasn't for the inspiration from others I'd not be here. Think of it like, starting to read something, enjoying it... but then gaining an urge to go and write something yourself. That and my attention drifts between creative mediums. All I know is, death will come for me before creative satisfaction does.