Simply_Bree

a 20-year-old bird from WhereTheSkyAndTheEarthTouch, United States

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"Who is this life? And why the Hell does he keep handing people lemons?!?"

Hey everybody!

Me:

  • Goofy, wild, free
  • Not afraid to speak my mind
  • 3-3-96.. Best day ever! (Birthday, case you didn't get that
  • I love the smiley "X3" Beastly, huh?
  • Writer, fo' sho'
  • Overractive imagination (If you think you got one, meet me, then you wont)
  • I love Alfredo, Pickles, Noodle Sandwiches, and Yakisoba
  • Fave cuz: Mae
  • PB&J (not the sandwich, people!)
  • Side bangs=Beast
  • Edger A. Poe in the making

NOT Me:

  • Liar, jerk, buttface
  • Secret teller-aller
  • Plagerist
  • Yo Momma joke-teller
  • A guy
  • OLD
  • Turtle kidnapper

Other Stuff: 

  • Turtle's are the fastest animals ever, if they are living without their shells. (No lie!)
  • Obama needs to fall down a well (No joke.)

Quotes of the Century:

  • "Without me, it's just aweso."
  • "He who laughs last probably does not get the joke."
  • "Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." (For Mae, at least :D)
  • "Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else."
  • "What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."
  • "Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
  • "You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo."
  • "Don't steal. The government hates competition."

For More Funny Quotes (and where I got these), go to: http://www.rajtilak.net/2009/03/50-funniest-quotes-ever.html

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