Hey everybody!

Me:

• Goofy, wild, free
• Not afraid to speak my mind
• 3-3-96.. Best day ever! (Birthday, case you didn't get that
• I love the smiley "X3" Beastly, huh?
• Writer, fo' sho'
• Overractive imagination (If you think you got one, meet me, then you wont)
• I love Alfredo, Pickles, Noodle Sandwiches, and Yakisoba
• Fave cuz: Mae
• PB&J (not the sandwich, people!)
• Side bangs=Beast
• Edger A. Poe in the making

NOT Me:

• Liar, jerk, buttface
• Secret teller-aller
• Plagerist
• Yo Momma joke-teller
• A guy
• OLD
• Turtle kidnapper

Other Stuff: 

• Turtle's are the fastest animals ever, if they are living without their shells. (No lie!)
• Obama needs to fall down a well (No joke.)

Quotes of the Century:

• "Without me, it's just aweso."
• "He who laughs last probably does not get the joke."
• "Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." (For Mae, at least :D)
• "Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else."
• "What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."
• "Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
• "You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo."
• "Don't steal. The government hates competition."
  

For More Funny Quotes (and where I got these), go to: http://www.rajtilak.net/2009/03/50-funniest-quotes-ever.html