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"Only two things are infinite: human stupidity and the Universe and I'm not sure about the latter." -Albert Einstein. “You speak an infinite deal of nothing.” -William Shakespeare. “I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!” -William Shakespeare. "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -Mark Twain. "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain. “Promises: easily made and easier broken.” -

My name is [CENSORED].

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I enjoy writing. Anything, really. I write stories, poems, songs, etc.. You name it, I might write it.

I live in [CENSORED].

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Would you stop that! .... Thank you.

I enjoy very deep thinking. I like thinking about things that are things that can be thought about. I am a very odd person, and you can judge me how you wish to on comments about me and comments on my work.

I have various other biographies, none of them true. I shall post two here.

Number one: M'name's Morris the prospector. I'm a left-handed old coon. My nose is a result of mining for gold and havin' rocks fall on it. I tried to pull it out but it just made mah nose longer. I finally got it out. This here eyepatch is a result of an encounter with a witch. Tried to turn me into a toad, but slipped. Got my eye right out. I've witch-proofed myself since 15th century Lunnon. I'm a mite short and a bit fat. Never did like people much. BAH! HUMBUG! *Horrck-PATOOEYH!*

Number two: My name is Varian. I am a person devoted to fighting evil. I have been an outcast ever since the age of three, due to being different from everyone else. My whole life has been filled with training, and I am now adept with almost any weapon you care to name. I have no specified home and have seen almost everywhere. My hair is long and silver, but I am only seventeen years old. I am five foot six. My hands are very skilled with any type of tool. I am very fast, strong, and durable. I am also intelligent and can tell you almost anything you would like to know. I can easily keep secrets and often do. My name means "many" or "varied," because I never have one reason for doing something, and I have various things about me that shall not be revealed. For further information, contact me.

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