"We live in a changing universe, and few things are changing faster than our conception of it" -Timothy Ferris, The Whole Shebang Call me Satan, Pie, or Qynce, whichever sounds nicest on your tongue. I write mostly short stories, though I dabble in poetry now and again (mostly bicycle themed, not even gonna lie).Currently working on two novels, a zombie one called Disperse and another called Dying Inc. which is SO HARD TO EXPLAIN IN LESS THAN THREE PARAGRAPHS AND I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU.And I have about five novels planned out to write after those, so I'd say I'm set for the next half-a-decade. I'm a kid from Saint Looey, Illy, and I've been informed that I hold humanity in high disdain, but make me laugh and we'll be cool. Works 'n' Stuff Short Stories Threatened | Will We Find | A Flier's A Rocket | Spiders Poems Little Kid Adrenaline Novels-In-Progress Disperse Didn't read any of that? Well, let's just say my name is Henry Gale.I'm from Minnesota.