"I don't see why people said I'm mean. I have the heart of a child - in a jar on my desk." - Name: Sarah Wolfe - Location: Canville, Shouldland, United Kingdom - Music: The Doors, The Kinks, Doris Day, Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, The Smiths, The Hollies, Velvet Underground, The Commitments, The Rolling Stones, The Ramones, Madness, Glenn Miller, Johnny Cash, Mumford & Sons, Elbow, Mumford & Sons, The White Stripes, Vampire Weekend, Tenacious D, The Strokes, Sigor Ros, Notorious B.I.G, Metric, John Lennon, Kings of Leon, Gorillaz, Edith Piaf, Eels, Bombay Bicycle Club, Band of Horses, Arctic Monkeys, Adele, Plan B, Belle & Sebastian. - Films: The Kids Are All Right, Zombieland, Star Trek, Changeling, The Royal Tenenbaums, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, In Bruges, Let The Right One In, La Vie En Rose, A Hard Day's Night, Blood and Chocolate, Vampires Suck, Burn After Reading, Sweeney Todd, Avatar, Inglorious Basterds, Slumdog Millionaire, The Shawshank Redemption - Books: The Edge Chronicles, The Inheritance Trilogy, The Twilight Saga, The Harry Potter books, The Series of Unfortunate Events, 1984, Q&A (Slumdog Millionaire), any book written by Garth Nix, The Black Tattoo, anything written by Malorie Blackman, Sebastian Darke, Sabriel, The Sight - Television: Chowder, Jersey Shore, Cake Boss, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Outnumbered, Mongrels, Horrible Histories, The Inbetweeners, Armstrong & Millar, Saturday Night Live, Mitchell and Webb, Family Guy, Futurama, Spongebob Squarepants, South Park, An Idiot Abroad, The Impressions show with Culshaw and Stephenson, Robot Chicken, Glee - Games: Call of Duty, Final Fantasy, Red Dead Redemption, Kingdom Hearts, any game by the Square Enix company - Interests: Film Making, Film Directing, Screenplay Writing, Acting, Singing, Songwriting, Poetry, Watching Films, Painting, Drawing, Story Writing, Archery, Reading, Travelling - School: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Employers: Ministry of Magic Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical CreaturesBeast Division - Religious Views: Which one has cookies? - Political Views: Monster Raving Looney Party - Favourite Quotations: Doris Murphy: Okay, let's make like a bread truck and haul buns ladies - A League of Their OwnLyn Cassady: It's ok, you can "attack" me...Bob Wilton: What's with the quotation fingers? It's like saying I'm only capable of ironic attacking or something - Men Who Stare At Goats...Chad Feldheimer: [on the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your *^%! - Burn After ReadingSgt. Donny Donowitz: Teddy &^in' Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy! Fuck@^in' ballgame! He went yardo on that one, on to %^^@in' Lansdowne Street! - Inglorious BasterdsSignor Adolfo Pirelli: Now, signorini, signori, / We mix-a da lather / But first-a you gather / Around, signorini, signori, / You looking a man / Who have had-a da glory / To shave-a da Pope! / Mr. Sweeney whoever - / I beg-a your pardon - 'll / Probably say it was only a cardinal... / Nope! / It was-a da Pope! - Sweeney Todd When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.I told them they didn’t understand life - John Lennon - People who inspire me: Barack Obama, Garth Nix, Shakespeare, Russell T Davies, Stephenie Meyer, John Lennon. - Sports I Play: Archery - Favourite Teams: England, Liverpool, Mersey Tigers - About me: I like songs about mustard... Interested in: Men! Relationship Status: Single as they come, and then I'd laugh cos I said 'as'