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"People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk - Stephen King"

I hope you are up for some heavy reading :) 

Favourite Books:

- Harry Potter Series

- A Series of Unfortunate Events

- The Twilight Saga

- Seven Keys to the Kingdom (Garth Nix)

- The Inheritance Trilogy

- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

- 1984

- Lirael by Garth Nix

- The Spook's Apprentice

- Pride and Prejudice 

- His Dark Materials

- Noughts and Crosses

Bands whom have given me inspiration and provide soundtracks for all my work:  

Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Bob Dylan, Beachwood Sparks, Band of Horses, The Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, Biffy Clyro, Bombay Bicycle Club, Broken Social Scene, Coldplay, Cider Sky, The Clash, Cold War Kids, The Commitments, Death Cab For Cutie, Deaf School, The Doors, The Drums, The Damned,  Edith Piaf, Eels, Elbow, Eminem, Ed Sheeran, Fleet Foxes, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, The Fray, Gorillaz,  Hard-Fi, Iron & Wine, The Joy Formidable, Johnny Cash, Jose Gonzalez, Keane, Kasabian, The Killers, The Kinks, Keaton Henson, Laura Marling, Led Zeppelin, The Maccabees, Madness, Maroon 5, Muse, Melody Gardot, Metric, Metronomy, Mumford & Sons, Nirvana, Noah and the Whale, Nobuo Uematsu, Notorious B.I.G, The Notwist, Oasis, The Pixies, Plan B, The Prodigy, Pink Martini, Plumtree, The Ramones, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rizzle Kicks, The Rolling Stones, The Smiths, The Script, Sea Wolf, The Strokes, The Temper Trap, Tenacious D, Two Door Cinema Club, The Vaccines, Vampire Weekend. 

About me: 

I like songs about mustard..
I like to do film stuff..........
I write stuff into note sec...
Just your typical loser.......

Film Director/Author/Poet/Playwright/Wannabe Pop Singer/Dog Owner/Actress/Screenplay writer/Wordsmith/Comedian/Model/Porn Star/Wolf Pack Leader

And future Mrs Taylor Lautner :)

The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma...(goes into my thoughts...carton of milk tipping over)

WorksMinistry of Magic - Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures: Beast Division

Education: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry '10

Favourite Quotations:

I like you, Jen. You don't ask questions. A lot of people would be confused as to why I invited them up here then asked them to leave, not you. A person's got to have a lot of backbone to allow herself to be ordered around like that. You've got spunk and balls, and I like that in a woman - The IT Crowd

You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences. - The IT Crowd

Doris Murphy: Okay, let's make like a bread truck and haul buns ladies - A League of Their Own

Lyn Cassady: It's ok, you can "attack" me...
Bob Wilton: What's with the quotation fingers? It's like saying I'm only capable of ironic attacking or something - Men Who Stare At Goats

Chad Feldheimer: [on the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your #%#$ - Burn After Reading

Sgt. Donny Donowitz: Teddy @^^#in' Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy! @!%^in' ballgame! He went yardo on that one, on to !*$#in' Lansdowne Street! - Inglorious Basterds

Signor Adolfo Pirelli: Now, signorini, signori, / We mix-a da lather / But first-a you gather / Around, signorini, signori, / You looking a man / Who have had-a da glory / To shave-a da Pope! / Mr. Sweeney whoever - / I beg-a your pardon - 'll / Probably say it was only a cardinal... / Nope! / It was-a da Pope! - Sweeney Todd

"For justice, we must go to Don Corleone." - The Godfather

"You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences." - The IT Crowd.

"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma..." (Goes to his thougts... carton of milk tipping over) - Patrick Star

C'mon You know I wumbo,You Wumbo,He,She,Me,wumbo. Wumboing,Wilhem B. Wumbo,Wumbowama, Wumbology,The study of wumbo,its first grade spongebob". - Patrick Star

"I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze." - Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat. 

Peter: Oh, Lois, you are so full of (BEEP)! WHAT?! Now I can't say (BEEP) in my own (BEEP)ing house?! Great, Lois. Just (BEEP)in' great. You know, you're lucky you're good at (BEEP) my (BEEP) or I'd never put up with ya. You know what I'm talking about, when you (BEEP) lubed-up (BEEP) toothpaste in my (BEEP) while you (BEEP) on a cherry (BEEP)Episcopalian (BEEP) extension cord (BEEP) wetness (BEEP) with a parking ticket. That is the best! - Peter Griffin

How fickle my heart and how woozy my eyes, I struggle to find any truth in your lies, and now my heart stumbles on things I don't know, my weakness I feel I must finally show, Lend me your hand and we'll conquer them all, give me your heart and i'll just let you fall, lend me your eyes I can change what you see, but your soul you must keep totally free. - Mumford and Sons

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