"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you tried drowning a fish..." "God bless our troops... Especially our snipers!" "Snipers - They may be cowards, but you're still dead." "And what, sir, are we supposed to do if we DO step on a landmine?" "Common procedure, lieutenant, is to fly 12 feet in the air and scatter one's self over a wide area." Given that I haven't received much interest in my work on this site, I'm taking my stories elsewhere. I'll leave the rest of the profile for old times sake, but I'll only pop in every once in a while from now on. Best of luck, everyone. I am 21 and from Indiana. I live on a farm and grow corn, beans, and wheat. I listen to country music, and some older rock bands like AC/DC and Bon Jovi, as well as some epic instrumental music like that from Two Steps From Hell. Sabaton, Hammerfall, and Within Temptation are pretty good too. I am a proud Boilermaker, studying Ag Systems Management and Agronomic Business and Marketing, academic speak for equipment management and crops. I prefer to write science fiction and military stories. Usually I make them go hand in hand. I also read and write a large amount of fan fiction. My usual fandom is Mass Effect, but I wouldn't mind getting into Warhammer 40k if I ever have time. I enjoy a good book and my current favorite (series) is Honor Harrington by David Weber. I am in the following Collabs: None, but that's for the better. I can't keep myself dedicated to them for some reason. Complete: Mass Effect: Shattered Alliance - Sanus Kryik One Shot, One Kill - Staff Sergeant Jack Carrington Quotes: PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER!!! "A good slogan beats a good solution." "A man may fail many times, but he is not a failure until he begins to blame someone else." Getty's Law "It takes less time to do something right than it takes to explain why you did it wrong." Lee's Law "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." Mark Twain "Even if you're on the right track, you'll just get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers "After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself." "Be nice to everyone, you never know who will be on the jury." "Write without pay until someone offers to pay." ~ Mark Twain "To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are." "Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." ~ Robert A Heinlein "Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." ~ Marthe Troly-Curtin "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." ~ Sam Levenson "In order to succeed, we must first believe we can." ~ Nikos Kazantakis "Don't raise your voice, improve your argument."