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Rac7hel

a 20-year-old lady from the United States

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I'm an artistic engineer living in Oxford, Mississippi... home of William Faulkner and all his crazy subjects.

I'm very happy with my life right now. I don't have a boss. My husband and I own a concierge business, so apart from the occasional work that I do for that, I spend most of my time at home. Currently my first priority is training my 9 month old Belgian Sheepdog, Joshua. I'm getting good at understanding dog psychology, and that's exciting. I also have a Sphynx cat named Barnabas who loves to sit on my lap at the computer. 

I like to read, but probably not nearly as much as many of you do. I write a lot more often than I read. I've been an avid writer of poetry since I was a small child. I've never written a novel because it always seemed too daunting a task. I've written a few short stories here and there, but I don't think they're particularly good because I was too focused on making them perfect. I've learned my lesson now; You can't be obsessed with what the outcome will be. That's my Rule 1 in all forms of art.

I'm good at writing essays, journals, reviews, etc. Also I've always been good at creative writing when working with someone else, because that naturally forced me to avoid the tragic flaw that I mentioned... caring too much about the outcome. When I just let go and focus on the one section I'm writing, I tend to do well. I think that I will be much more successful the next time I attempt to write a novel.

I love music but I'm very picky. Some people might say I hate music. For that reason I usually don't talk about it. If you're curious, I like my music intricate and well-constructed. Heavy is preferable. See Tool for details. 

I've played guitar since I was about 14, but I recently realized that I've been playing it all wrong. Now I'm relearning it altogether, teaching myself "classical guitar" as much as I can with an electric. I'll buy a classical guitar someday... I also play piano, and I whistle. My husband is an amazing drummer. I also draw, paint and sculpt with whatever material presents itself to me. I'm very analytical. I'm good at math and I understand physics. I care a lot about my country and I trust that we'll be able to get it out of this mess. 

I love board games; especially Risk, Monopoly and Scrabble. I speak Spanish decently and I'm enthusiastic about learning other languages. I eat lots of vegetables and exercise daily. I love coffee. And tea. And Indian food. And my favorite fruit is cantaloupe.

Please feel free to email me about any of these topics, even canteloupe. rac7hel@gmail.com

Now go back to reading stories already!

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"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." - George W. Bush

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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for bfd "thanks for the comment, 5am here and have not slept for 72 hours. easy to make mistakes. any advice would be brilliant as i have never written before i found this site, three or four weeks ago. trying to write a book about being a doorman/bouncer at a night club. if you fancy reading what i have written so far id love some feedback if i can email you it? thanks again darren"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Faltarego "Thanks, Rachel... This site has been sooo great for my self-confidence. Getting back to the writing feels good."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "'Tis fixed. :)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "I wouldn't be surprised."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "I believe that picture is borderline 'kitty' porn haha"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "Try clearing your cache / private data -- I just tried it in Safari and had the same problem until I did that. You're basically still seeing old code from the site.

To do it in Safari: Edit -> Empty Cache...
In Firefox: Tools -> Clear Private Data...

I've restarted the web server to force a cache clear on the site's end, but you may need to do it in your browser too.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "New feature, as requested: click the back arrow at the bottom of any chapter or branch to jump to previous segments of a story. Enjoy. :)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Nosferatu_Man23 "Love the Bush quote!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for ganga "Thank you Rachel! Seeing so many creative ideas flowing here certainly brings out the writer in one, I guess! I like your updated profile! Your interests in arts as well as being analytical remind me of the book "A whole new mind" by Daniel Pink. (I highly recommend that book to those who haven't read it!)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for ganga "Thanks Rachel! :)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Aww, they do? After the story started to take off with a bunch of other authors contributing I took a step back but perhaps I'll reintroduce myself to good ol' Edward and Cal."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "I think somewhere, somehow, we all came to that realization...even Jesus...go Jesus"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Rachie-Wachie Foe Fachie,
Banana Bana Bo Bachie,
Me My Moe Machie,
Rachie!
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for snowstormfir "soz 4 nearly ruining your story, :( i feel kinda bad... writers block is brilliant 4 saving it, kudos 2 u"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Haha, hands down thats my favourite quote but it was too long to put in the quotes area....hahahhaha, I laughed so hard and loud that massachusetts heard me....I DON'T CARE IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "You should read my profile again and new quote!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "So anyways I saved your story my Rachie-poo and I even threw a few jokes in to make you smile again :)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "LOL, he or her hahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....seriously though I think he needs to take a literacy test. Illiteraracy isn't no joke!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for ganga "Just noticed your George Bush quote. :D Very funny! I've heard of a few other ones, but this one is new to me!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Hahaha I was reading your quote and thinking, 'Wait, that's not right...', then I saw the author and it all made sense.

So funny.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Well miss daredevil, for just a few moments, the people that really mattered recognized that you were a regular!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Dictionary_Diva "Our dirty little secret - hahahaha!

Hey, at least the idiot who's running your country elected himself. Our idiot was actually voted-in by the people... Sigh.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "Congrats on rank 2, Rac7hel! :p

On the other hand, rank 7 is a long ways off, but at least then it'll match your handle.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Jillian "Hey, now you have a shiny new '2' badge, too! Congrats : )"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Also you are Canada's dirty little secret. You guys are like the girlfriend that Canada has, but doesn't tell anyone that you guys are just dating. Canada just claims that you're really good friends who hang out a lot cuz all of Canada's friends like Serbia think you're ugly as sin. hahaha"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "HEYYYYYYY, YOU MADE IT TO P2!!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!! I just noticed that I guess that last branch you made put you over the edge!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "You know I still saw what you wrote miss, I-write-epics-through-poetry! haha"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Snoryrory "Hi Rachel, thanks for your comment - it is appreciated."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for DrPinch "Your new profile is epic! Hahaha, I like it!

And Barnabas is a cool name for a cat.

Really actually not flirting with you - come on, you're a married lady - but if you want to play me at scrabble on facebook you should add me as a friend and fire a game up. I need a good challenge - all my friends are rubbish - and I suspect, if your vocabulary is as good as your writing, that you may be quite good...?
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "Tool ftw.

Also, update all 3 of those stories. Thanks for letting me know where to put 'em.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "As much as I'd love to be rid of them from an aesthetic standpoint (and just plain space), the advertisements are what pays for my bills and time investment in running the site... so they ain't goin' nowhere.

They should be a bit more relevant starting next month, though, as WordClay.com is signing up as our first independent advertising sponsor, and they'll be running a short story contest I'm sure many readers will be interested in participating in.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "Good point. I'll see if I can re-use the "link to previous branch" dialog to allow people to jump back to previous branches easily."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for DrPinch "Thanks. Wondered how long it would take before someone noticed that - didn't think it would be that quick! Oh, and thanks for rating my story too.

Just had a read of your epic poem done with Writers Block. Hey, man, you are good! No offense to them but you have a really good sense of rhythm and are very inventive - wanted to just read the whole thing if you had written it all, but I guess that's not the point of this thing...

Keep up the good work.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Well, as long as you take me with you....AND provide me with free whorings along the way.""
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Rachel....I saw what you wrote on Nick's wall....keep your dirty whore cocksucking mother^@@$ing ass $^*%* @@&* @&#& @&&^ $!#*^^% ^$#% &@*$ words to yourself....or go back to whore island hahaha"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Hey bum face, I'm in Ottawa right now, woot! I'm waiting for some feedback that is proper on my story :P"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "LOL -- thanks for that comment. At least I know the filters work when users aren't logged in now."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Nosferatu_Man23 "I take it you've never heard of Nosferatu (before now)... I suggest you rectify that by watching it, posthaste!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Nosferatu_Man23 "yeah I'm an English major and I get uber annoyed when people use incorrect grammer. the champion for me is when people say addicting when they should say addictive."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Nosferatu_Man23 "Ha! I found you on Facebook."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "You can say %^@&, just go turn off your profanity filter (bottom of edit profile) to see it. :p"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Nosferatu_Man23 "Yeah, I worked in a home furniture store for about a year and fast food before that. I got FAR dumber questions from customers at the furniture store."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Well I just downloaded the second season of Digimon...VEEMON DIGIVOLVE TO FLAMEMON!!!!!!!!!!! haha okay I'm out for a bit"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Rachel Rachel, Rachel Rachel, Rachel Rachel Rachel, RACHEL!
And thats the song that I wrote for you just now within the two seconds of me being here. I'm about to post another story. Stories tend to be like flatulence to me. Usually I have to wait a little longer than most people to really build up a good one. HAhahaha
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "Glad you enjoyed it. Little suggestions like that are easy for me to add, so lemme know if you have ideas that would make the site experience smoother! Props to jait for that one. :)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Hooray!! Rachie-poo!! You are awesome"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "RACHEL! I now have three branches to Ameriworld and you STILL haven't commented on it yet!!!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "RACHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read Ameriworld!!! PLEASE!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for redhat "I know it's kinda lame posting twice in a row on my own story, but I can see this one going somewhere. I was hoping for some help from you and Nick on this one. What kind of software would you put in your head?"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Check your g-mail foo!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "What kind of plans would a married woman have :D"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Thanks, I was definitely in the zone"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Yes I noticed when you were on for an hour and you never replied to me :P"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Oi!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Rach, check your g-mail!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Oi, look now you're getting me in trouble with the management!!!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "Ugh, I'll have to fix that in the CSS later on."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "YES!....for now *looks around warily*"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "hahaha it does now!!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Rac7hel "Your "NOOOOOOOOO" is going all the way across my screen. Does it not do that for you?"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Okay I still don't see what I did!!!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block ""I see your still here, tell me what you think of my new idea. I have another one that will again change things up but I won't mention it lest someone steal my idea.
But if someone does I'll tell you and you will know that I had the idea first at least!"
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH CRUEL FATES! I was just about to post a new idea to story writing on here too. It will change the way we think of writing.
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "I POSTED MY NEW CHAPTER ON THE DOOR! READ IT, READ IT!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "What for that ugh..ang...ook ook ook...story? I will in a min, I'm just on a roll for the third chapter of the Door."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Haha yeah I'm an idiot, and I need you there too :)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Hahaha, where did the poo come into this party"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Hell yeah, I need my rachie-poo there to keep the bar flies under control!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Hooray, my rachie-poo is here!!!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Oh yeah, I was all over the blue shiny ground bit...at first I was like whuuuuut, but I got it"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Yeah don't worry, my reign of tyranny is over....for now"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Shhh don't tell her that...don't make me start a comment deleting war Rachel :P"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for surreal78 "Actually, if you delete his comment, it *will* drop it from his comment rating. Just FYI. :)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "I'm ahead of you by one comment as of now"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "It's become a battle of wits now"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Gee I sure like commenting on your profile"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Writers_Block "Comment Comment"