AARG! I've been gone for way too long. Not updating tonight but I will be loading up a story tomorrow, for those of you who care.

Hello. This profile is not for the faint of heart. If you are pregnant, elderly, have serious health problems, have the attention span of a goldfish, or believe that the end is nigh, you may not wish to view the following material. Children under the age of ten should consult with their doctor before reading.

Just kidding. Maybe.

I hope to make a feasible contribution to the community when I'm not absorbed by: (Make sure you read the above warning - especially the goldish part - before reading this list) reading, writing, guitar playing, listening to music, playing video games, creating video games, being a nerd, being a jerk, being annoying, being an idiot, writing long lists, writing about writing long lists, writing about writing about writing about long lists in a long list of other lists, saying 'Sushi Chef' five times fast (much to the annoyance of my peers), annoying people on the phone, praktising my spehling, goofing off, shirking chores, annoying people on the internet, riding elephants propelled by rockets in Taiwan while being chased by members of the Uzbekian secret society who speak only in the language of the San Bushmen people, being sarcastic, and, last but not least, using commas!

Curretly working on a new story, The Creation, an idea sparked by the inside-the-minds-of-protagonizers stories. The story is about the creation of the arts, and it [hopefully] will be pretty good.

~Your friendly neighborhood spaz, Psychonic