"Niam is real, Niam is definitely real." - Liam Payne. "I lika speaka to the munkays." - Liam Payne I have five husbands. Carlito Styles, Pepito Tomlinson, Martito Payne, Miguelito Malik, and Dick Horan. Also known as Juan Direction. I write fan fictions (yes, about my husbands)! I'm a hardcore Larry, Niam, Zarry, and Zourry shipper!! I'm a Niall's Mofo and a directioner(: I also like All Time Low, Cher Lloyd, Ed Sheeran, Olly Murs, and Supernatural (although, that's a tv show, not music). Leave me a message sometime! If you're a directioner, you better talk to me!