a 23-year-old funky monkey from the Dragon Caves

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Well, I'm a writer wannabe. I've got all these ideas swimming around up in my head that're just dying to come out and yet...Nothin. You know what I mean?

I'd like to point out right now I am a Ficleteer and will always firstly and foremostly be a Ficleteer. It doesn't matter if we don't have a site and eventually crumble I shall still proudly walk around with a bright, flashing, neon hat that says, 'Ficleteer! Ficleteer!' over and over and over again with a British accent! You may know me by Dragon_Sun 515 or what I changed it to: OneMoreDay. Or, you may even know me as the Zombie Princess of Awesomeness. Or Sarah. Yeah, that, too.

I'm a fantasy author. My stories will probably have elves, vampires, faeries, elves, nymphs, etc. Did I mention elves?

I'm a new graduate and heading away from my roots to go study at UPenn which is slightly terrifying. I read a lot and, usually write a lot. However, I recently have lost my muse and inspiration. (Nice try, Paul! It didn't work!) There's only so many ways to say something and I'm afraid I've lost all mine. *Gulp*

Er...I think that's it? I'll add more later if need be.

My fave quotes:

Not to be rude but I really don't care if Kennedy is undergoing surgery for a brain tumor.
-Autumn when she was looking for information on the Universal Studio Wildfire.

Suicide is stupid.  Just kill the thing that bothers you.
-Me to my dad who thought it was hilarious and put it in his myspace

See, it's not good to be a stand out freak by yourself because then you're just some weird freak but if you're a freak with all your friends you're a group of awesome freaks.
-Heather (said with many hand gestures added in)

Heather: Well, he sorta has to be ugly because if he was hot he wouldn't be a nerd.
Dramatic pause.
Kylie: I'm a hot nerd.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Why are people afraid of the dark?  You should be afraid of the light because in the light you can see the gun pointed at your head.

Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!
Emily: Well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business!
-Gilmore Girls

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