"Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all!" Here's probably the most important thing you should know about me- I'm not the smartest person, but I'm observant. Not much slides past me, because I'm so curious about anything and everything. That type of fascination with things that (apparently) don't matter much has gotten me into a few sticky situations, but I like to think that the behaviour was what got me into writing. Writing is my outlet. It keeps me in a legal level of sanity. Another thing you should know, if you haven't gathered it already-I am a BUDDING writer, not a good one. Yet. Judge me as harshly as you'd like. I need the direction. Caio!