MoonBean

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a 14-year-old bird from That One Place On the Corner, United States

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"Logic defies love. No wait! Love defies logic. Well, I got the words the words right." --Claire Becker

Hey!

Song of the day: "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers.

Word of the Day: "music." Because music is awesome.

I believe that there are only three types of people in the world: those who like Justin Bieber, those who hate him, and those who stalk him. You know which one you are.

I love people that have learned that the only way they're going to make it in life is to be able to laugh at themselves.

Anyway, below is my blog website. Don't get too excited, I barely write in it anymore.

You know what I hate? Raisins.

I self-narrate my life in my head, sometimes talk or yell at inanimate objects and laugh out loud even when I'm alone.

I have a tendacy to ramble. I also have a short attention span. And I'm very shy. I hate being around people I don't know. And I don't like any books without a solid plot line. And I talk to my dog. I know, I sound like a big, boiling pot of crazy. And I am! Just kidding.

Guess what? I'm weird. Just in case you didn't already gather that.

I love romance (see what I did there?).

My cellphone has a deathwish. I'm almost positive about that. I dropped it down the side of a mountain. And it still works!

I love comedy. If you don't have a sense of humor, then there is something wrong with you.

I'm also in love with The Hunger Games. BEST. BOOKS. EVER.

Some more great books are:

Les Miserables by Victor Hugo.

The Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan.

Tiger, Tiger by Lynne Reid Banks

The Maximum Ride series by James Patterson, though I do wish he would stick to one overall plot line instead of jumping from villain to villain once one dies.

The Book Thief and I Am the Messenger by Markus Zusak

The Great Wide Sea by M.H. Herlong

And of course Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling. 

There's many others, I swear.

I also have an odd addiction to Dr. Suess books. Because Dr. Suess is cool.

I love to sing, but I'm a terrible dancer. I started an a capella group with my friends at school called the Campus Meadowlarks. (Campus is the name of our school. Yeah. Pretty stupid. Our school mascot was the unicorn up until recently. Not even kidding. Our basketball team was the "Campus Unicorns.")

I'm very sarcastic.

I'm probably the stupidest smart person you will ever meet.

I've been accused of being a hipster more than once. Don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Oh, and I don't do children's books. EVER.

I also like chocolate. Very much. And lamps. Lamps are cool.

My duty in life is to make people laugh as much as possible. I can't stand it when people are sad. Even if I hate them. It could be a weakness, but as long as they're happy, I'm not miserable.

Speaking of miserable, my favorite musical is Les Miserables. The 25th anniversary is the best performance of it. I highly recommend you watch it. I also like Hairspray, The Phantom of the Opera, Damn Yankees, The Lion King, West Side Story, Annie and Newsies (I especially love that last one. It has Christian Bale in it. And he sings. Batman musical, anyone? Just me?).

Okay! Just watch all of those. Mostly just stuff with music by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Except for Cats. Three words: NO PLOT LINE.

Oh, and my favorite play without music is The Foreigner. Funniest play ever! I also like The Taming of the Shrew. Also funny.

And, I kinda have a thing for sci-fi stuff. So if you have any of that... I will read it. But make sure you have correct English. Call me a Grammar Nazi (though I really wish they'd come up with a better term), but just get your English correct.

Oh, and I have a great idea. Let's keep all the Twilight fans AWAY from the Hunger Games.

Please check out these:

"The Fall of Innocence"
---By VictoriaGlass, including two-nerds-one-pen, Kip and myself.

"Shipwrecked"
---By SydneyJane, including HarryPotter.lover, JSimmons, Hacheam, Rissi, and myself.

Yours, very truly,
MoonBean

Because who doesn't love insane little children?

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