I'm Irish, Mental. Any Bram Stoker fans on here will get the Dracula reference in my username. I love reading and writing, indie music and I have a strange sense of humour.For example:

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field.

What did Batman say when he lost his magic tractor? Where's my tractor?

Have you ever seen the movie "The Magic Tractor"? Neither have I, I've only seen the trailer!