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"What do you get out of this?" "Chaos my friend, chaos in the form of a young boy." - Ovvoro

So at first there was a big blinding light, and then the dinosaurs came and became monkeys. Mankind evolved and invented computors, then I was made in a test lab that was cross breeding DNA from the easter bunny and santa claus.

Doesn't seem likely I know, but why am I fat with big ears? Can you explain that?

So you've decided to check me out! *flexes* Like what you see? Hehehe. Well what to say? The name is Jack and I'm British.

I'm pretty easy to talk to, and I always treat people how they treat me. I'm like a mirror! Bleh!

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