My name's Madame Pensive, and I'm here to try my hand at writing humerous and intelligent poems on the whimsical nature of human existence.
I've never done this poem-writing thing before, but I'm hoping to get good and get some feedback.
This Christmas I got a pair of hideous hand-knitted woollen socks which are only good for keeping potatoes in.
Actually, that might be quite useful.
On a further note, if you have a favourite subject or topic that you'd like me to write a poem about, please give me a bell. Not literally, please. I already have a dozen.
