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Hi! Little is currently out at the moment, so it's up to me to deal with the complaints. If you're from Inside View, get the hell outta here, seriously, we don't have any interest in selling you an article. Second, if you're one of the Robinson family, we are really sorry. No, we have no idea why the table glows so-called "unearthly hues" in the night, or why "you can hear it asking for blood". No, we didn't do anything to it.We bought it from IKEA last year. Little broke our old coffee table. Just, whatever, don't do anything stupid with the table. Don't feed it blood or kill anybody on it, and I think it might stop, or something. Christ, I dunno. I'll be over soon to try to solve things. If it's anybody else, leave a message after the beep.


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