Kodiak

Hello! I joined on January 9th, 2008 after hearing wonderful things about this site.

Things Kodiak wants you to know about himself:

• He is a twenty-something male living in Canada.
• He works in the nuclear industry.
• He is a devout Chicago Bears fan -- his user name is not a reflection of this, just a coincidence.
• He can't help being irritated by poor grammar, spelling and teenagers.

Things Kodiak doesn't want you to know about himself:

• He constantly experiences an unhealthy fear of velociraptor attacks.
• He got his tongue stuck onto a metal pillar for half-an-hour in the first grade.
• He never actually read Macbeth, instead renting the Polanski movie.
• He makes exceptionally realistic noises, like that guy in Police Academy.
• He knows all the words to Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do" but will deny it until the day he dies.