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Hello! I joined on January 9th, 2008 after hearing wonderful things about this site.
Things Kodiak wants you to know about himself:
- He is a twenty-something male living in Canada.
- He works in the nuclear industry.
- He is a devout Chicago Bears fan -- his user name is not a reflection of this, just a coincidence.
- He can't help being irritated by poor grammar, spelling and teenagers.
Things Kodiak doesn't want you to know about himself:
- He constantly experiences an unhealthy fear of velociraptor attacks.
- He got his tongue stuck onto a metal pillar for half-an-hour in the first grade.
- He never actually read Macbeth, instead renting the Polanski movie.
- He makes exceptionally realistic noises, like that guy in Police Academy.
- He knows all the words to Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do" but will deny it until the day he dies.
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Kodiak hasn't written anything in the last 31 days. :(
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