"Men wanted for hazardous journey. Low wages, bitter cold, long hours of complete darkness. Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success." -- Attributed to Sir Ernest Shackleton Hello! I joined on January 9th, 2008 after hearing wonderful things about this site. Things Kodiak wants you to know about himself: He is a twenty-something male living in Canada. He works in the nuclear industry. He is a devout Chicago Bears fan -- his user name is not a reflection of this, just a coincidence. He can't help being irritated by poor grammar, spelling and teenagers. Things Kodiak doesn't want you to know about himself: He constantly experiences an unhealthy fear of velociraptor attacks. He got his tongue stuck onto a metal pillar for half-an-hour in the first grade. He never actually read Macbeth, instead renting the Polanski movie. He makes exceptionally realistic noises, like that guy in Police Academy. He knows all the words to Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do" but will deny it until the day he dies.