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Kodiak


Kodiak

Hello! I joined on January 9th, 2008 after hearing wonderful things about this site.

Things Kodiak wants you to know about himself:

  • He is a twenty-something male living in Canada.
  • He works in the nuclear industry.
  • He is a devout Chicago Bears fan -- his user name is not a reflection of this, just a coincidence.
  • He can't help being irritated by poor grammar, spelling and teenagers.

Things Kodiak doesn't want you to know about himself:

  • He constantly experiences an unhealthy fear of velociraptor attacks.
  • He got his tongue stuck onto a metal pillar for half-an-hour in the first grade.
  • He never actually read Macbeth, instead renting the Polanski movie.
  • He makes exceptionally realistic noises, like that guy in Police Academy.
  • He knows all the words to Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do" but will deny it until the day he dies.
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"Men wanted for hazardous journey. Low wages, bitter cold, long hours of complete darkness. Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success." -- Attributed to Sir Ernest Shackleton

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