Seventeen Things I have Learnt This Summer
- I turned seventeen one week and one day ago...
- But turning seventeen, erm, doesn't seem to have changed anything.
- If you don't run for a bus, you won't catch it...
- If you do run for a bus, the driver will be out for a fag break.
- Calling someone older than you "kid" will not go down well, even if it is only because you are being influenced by 1960's classic The Sting.
- Calling someone younger than you "kid" is also quite patronising. Just, avoid it :).
- If it rains on Saint Swithland's day (which it did), legend has it it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights (which it feels like).
- Dracula owns Twilight. Nuff said.
- My friends pwn yours. Again, nuff said.
- The small lines between squares of Dairy Milk chocolate are just recommended guidelines, and do not limit your consumption in any way whatsoever.
- People can surprise you - well there's a generic comment if I ever saw one!
- The Stig is much more friendly than anticipated...
- However, drunken street fights are exactly as terrifying as imagined.
- The living is not as easy in Summertime as the song would have you believe.
- Prolonged contact with younger siblings in the holidays may have damaging effects on one's wellbeing.
- "Being" defies the rule of "i before e, except after c..."
AND
17. It's impossible to die from holding your breath.
That was interesting :).
This summer seems to be full of so much, but nothing whatsoever. I'm filming as much of what I do as possible, for a theatre project. I'm also reading as much as I can for my English class, devising as much as I can for my Extended Project, and writing in the first collab story I've taken up on here; I've never written anything quite like it!
Who knows, I might find some more time for Protag - when I have time for Internet!
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