Kevichella

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a 33-year-old chap from Brighton, United Kingdom

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"How can you feel guilty when eating a bacon sarnie... it's one of the most beautiful things in the world.... it's like bread hugging a dead pig" - Russell Howard

I DONT HAVE THE INTERNET AT THE MOMENT, SO IT'S HARD TO GET ANYTHING WRITTEN UP, OR TO READ ANYTHING... BUT I'LL TRY FIX IT AND BE BACK SOON... ADD ME ON FACEBOOK IF YOU WANT A CHAT, AS FOR SOME REASON I CAN GET ON THAT AT MY WORK COMPUTER, BUT NOT THIS?! facebook: kevichella@hotmail.com

  • Some say when he sings, dogs are heard to comment "Aye, that's not half bad that. Jim, JIM! You heard this boy croon? No, I said CROON, JIM... ye deaf...."...
  • Some say that he can fall in love faster than the average mouse can scamper from the sideboard to the cheese larder and back again with a nugget of gorgonzola...
  • Some say when they catch him, they are going to kick his ginger head in...
  • Some say that if he got a dog, he would name him Colin, or perhaps Derek
  • Some say when he writes, small children get cancer...

All I know is, he is called the Kev

(and he's not going to be around from the 19th December but if everything goes well, he'll be back on the 28th December)

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