a 23-year-old lady from the borough of attle, United Kingdom

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"Dance for me while I name some vegetables!" - Colin Mochrie

Why, hello there, dear Internet.

Gosh, there are a lot of adverts on this website. I do hope it is worth it. I shall persevere, wading desperately through the tirades of "Hey, do you want a bigger penis?" and "Are you considering checking your credit report?" To both, interestingly the answer is "no". My penis is large enough thanks, and I'm not entirely sure what a credit report is or whether I should have one, but it sounds depressing and somewhat painful so I am staying well away.


That was an interesting ramble.

Anyway, Hi, I'm Kally (or Parsley)! Nice to meet you. I write things occasionally, but my creative "vibes" don't fit into a set catergory so I could not join fanfiction like many of my peers. Sadly, I don't write much fanfiction, I just write occasionally and haphazardly whatever is in my mind.

That's why it seldom makes grammatical or... sensical sense.


But hey, that's just me.


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