The ridicules of this world, which we are forced to endure, are always more enjoyable and less intoxicating when one has a friend by it's side. For if it were not for the friendship and love in this world, then I would still be stuck on a shed roof in sussex atempting a leap of faith in to a pear tree, which surely would not have worked if it were not for Beu  - my good friend Beu.

I enjoy writing stories almost as much as I enjoy fireing silly string at chav's but, unfortunatly, there is not a website for that. I hope you enjoy my stories and I am sure that I shall enjoy your's, but for the time being Pip pip, skrankle-hog, who moved my cheese.