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"You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in." City of Ashes, Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare

Well where to start, first of all my grammar/punctuation is terrible so don't diss. Most of the time I just can't be bothered to spell check (yes I really am that lazy) the rest of the time I suddenly get an idea and want to write it all down really fast before I forget, then I go off on a sort of mind tangent and then just completely forget. also I can't spell being it's really annoying, I had to think about writing it then. I first learnt it when I was doing that stupid 'i before e' rhyme they teach you at school so now I always put bieng, and it looks right!! It's very annoying but if I put being to me it looks wrong.

I have like a les Misérables addiction, it is such a good play/film/book. I know all the songs which is very annoying when they end up stuck in your head for like a week!! Favourite line: I am agog I am aghast is Marius in love at last I've never seen him ooh and aah!! we talk of battles to be won and here he comes like Dan Ju-an it's better than an Opera!! Ok so maybe that's a bit more than one line but it's still cool.

I really like most of the stuff on here but I love pretty much anything by Artemisian especially black silk and it's sequel red leather. The homophobic homosexual is good as well but my stupid computer won't show me who wrote it which is annoying. Anyways their both good but so is most of the stuff on here.

I'm kind of depressed right now so don't be surprised if I start to put on random poems about my horrible life that are completely terrible and make absolutely no sense, I'm a weird child live with it.

I'm happy to read anything for people but I do believe in constructive criticism so if I say I don't like something I'm not being (quietly celebrates to herself cause she spelt it right) mean and I will always try and put a way of improving it.

Oh yeah I also tend to talk about myself in third person, I don't know why I just do. It's one of my many idiosyncrasies that I have, if you don't like it go away if you don't mind then welcome friend, can I offer you a beverage.

Anyway that's my profile your little insight into what is me. I don't blame you if you're confused, I'm a bit of an odd cookie but that's me.  

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