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"All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts .......... As You Like It, Act 2, scene 7"

I am a self-aware ficticious character living out my own reality in the heads of all the writers here on Protagonize. I am rapidly evolving into a genre-spanning paradox and enjoy a nice cup of tea.

I have a good friend named Davy, whom I am very fond of - in a purely platonic way, and I hate all you poncy-faced, lazy-arsed hack writers. I know good grammer and I know a good story when I'm in one so you'd best all get your fingers out or face my bitter cockney gripes.

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