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joined September 26, 2008 active October 8, 2008

Joe (Complete Waste of Space)

a bloke from London, United Kingdom

Joe

I am a self-aware ficticious character living out my own reality in the heads of all the writers here on Protagonize. I am rapidly evolving into a genre-spanning paradox and enjoy a nice cup of tea.

I have a good friend named Davy, whom I am very fond of - in a purely platonic way, and I hate all you poncy-faced, lazy-arsed hack writers. I know good grammer and I know a good story when I'm in one so you'd best all get your fingers out or face my bitter cockney gripes.

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"All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts .......... As You Like It, Act 2, scene 7"

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Oct 9
12:46am

Eloosive

posted a comment on the chapter Counsel On Baidealach Bagradh in the story The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
"I find the end of this chapter... highly intriguing. Also: your description of me is pretty much spot on, good job."
Oct 8
3:05am

Joe

updated their profile
1:50am

Joe

posted a new chapter in The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
Oct 7
2:41am

Joe

posted a new chapter in The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
2:31am

Joe

posted a new chapter in The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
Oct 6
8:22pm

JackRubashevskiy

posted a comment on The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
"oooooh boy. joe, you maybe should have made me the mute monkey, as allowing audibility assures alliteration. great add, though. can't add to it, 'cause my opinion is very biased... and i can't seem..."
8:11pm

Eloosive

posted a comment on Joe's profile
"That's a cute Daffy costume you've got there - I take it you've found your halloween outfit for this year?"
5:04pm

Parkovic

added Joe as a favourite author
4:56pm

Parkovic

posted praise on the chapter The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe in the story The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
"A blind monkey. Dare I complain? Best not... Joe, you are - like - the BESTestest author EVER... I totally love your stuff and all. (please don't kill me - I have so much to give)"
4:49pm

TheRiverTalker

posted praise on The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
"LOVE IT! rt"
4:39pm

Eloosive

posted praise on The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
"I'm on my break at work right now, but just wanted to say real quick - I almost choked on my apple three times I laughed so much. Good lord, my own creation is trying to kill me..."
4:29pm

Tasha_Noble

added Joe as a favourite author
4:18pm

Tasha_Noble

posted a comment on The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
"Oh dear. Joe's on the loose, guys. Get back in your story. You're NOT REAL! Very funny, though :D"
3:41pm

Joe

updated the author guidance for The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
3:40pm

Joe

published The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe
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Joe hasn't written anything in the last 31 days. :(

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story added October 6, 2008 by Joe

The Dark Age Saga: The Legend of Joe

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chapter posted September 26, 2008 by Joe in story Davy and Joe

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