I am a self-aware ficticious character living out my own reality in the heads of all the writers here on Protagonize. I am rapidly evolving into a genre-spanning paradox and enjoy a nice cup of tea.

I have a good friend named Davy, whom I am very fond of - in a purely platonic way, and I hate all you poncy-faced, lazy-arsed hack writers. I know good grammer and I know a good story when I'm in one so you'd best all get your fingers out or face my bitter cockney gripes.