"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be inteligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that the most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even lame is pretty lame. Saying 'you're lame' is like saying 'you walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50-Cent, and he's done all right for himself."
