"I knew that before I died, two things would happen to me; that, number 1 I would regret my entire life, and number 2 that I would want to live my life all over again" Hubert L Selby I learnt to write when I found it difficult to talk. I write for many reasons, but mainly for the same reasons why I eat; because I enjoy it and if I didn't, I'd die. My life in catering has given me an insight into characters and human behaviour, but the hours are crap. I write anything from plays, short stories and bad poetry. Currently trying to write my first novel. Its about animals. I also enjoy making and listening to music of all styles, but if I'm honest 85% of my collection consists of skinny white guys with guitars. I am an opinionated little #$ at times, but I always have someting to say, be it funny, profound or surreal.