"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean no one's after you." I am an okay writer looking to get better in the only possible way: keep on writing. When most people can't finish stories (if they have problems with anything), I can't start them. I can add creepy plot twists, novel ways of killing off my favorite characters in the story, and humor in the least expected places to put in humor. I just can't start a good story. EVER.